Ford Lightning

 

First we have seen in Cambridge. Kinda same old, same old, though. Big black overblown regular Super-Duty Fords and mega-Chevys, also usually black, are always chasing us up and down the Maine Turnpike. Lone males in massive trucks, coming up fast–"outta my way!" You know the ride. Okay, yeah, truck size...the crisis in masculinity...the election...it's all connected, somehow.